24 Sep 2020, 04:00
You Aren't a Star
[font=Century Gothic]September 24th, 2020
Dearest Starleepee,
I found something for you! I was just sitting on the toilet, minding my business, when I saw a piece of toilet paper on the ground. I immediately thought of you and your pee tears. Maybe you should go try and get some toilet paper yourself and wipe those pee tracks off your face. Better yet, take a SHOWER.
You seriously smell just like pee.
Now I know you will probably show this to Mad Marty, so ask her if she enjoyed her little note I left her in place of her lemon sherbets. Make sure she knows they were really good. they even helped me make a new friend. SO I guess thank her too!
Anyways, back to you. I think you should think about what you've done to me. By existing you've made my life so much harder. My head hurt for a week after you hit it and don't think I won't get you back for it. Both you and TiNa. I will show you how much of a "Racist Bitch" I can be.
You both disgust me and all of the real wizards of the world. You will never be as good as natural born Wizards. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Have fun with the toilet paper Peehead!
Lots of Love, [/font]
@Starlee Kennedy
Last edited by Phaedra Stavrou on 26 Oct 2020, 17:19, edited 1 time in total.
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